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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 18:24
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Kraken Deal Andre Burakovsky To Chicago - NHL.com
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What is the STAR interview method?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Instant analysis: Andreyanov has impressed CBJ brass - NHL.com
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Milky Way arcs over Kitt Peak National Observatory photo of the day for June 16, 2025 - Space
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Nintendo has replaced the longtime voice of Peach and Toad - Polygon
So they tried
Next, they tried...
No go.
After a Century of Searching, the Source of Mysterious Space Rays May Be Revealed - The Daily Galaxy
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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